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Jimmy Kimmel Tries to Prove Dinosaurs Are Real to LA Rams Player William Hayes



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Los Angeles Rams player William Hayes does not believe in dinosaurs. He thinks they are a hoax. So Jimmy took him to the Natural History Museum in LA for a field trip. Here is Jimmy’s dinosaur day with William Hayes.

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Jimmy Kimmel Tries to Prove Dinosaurs Are Real to LA Rams Player William Hayes

FIRST, SORRY FOR THE EDUCATIONAL PART OF THE SHOW, L.A. HAS A FOOTBALL TEAM, THE RAMS ARE BACK, AND THERE'S A PLAYER ON THE TEAM, WILLIAM HAYES, TWO INTERESTING THINGS. ONE, HE BELIEVES IN MERMAIDS, AND TWO, HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS, THINKS IT'S A HOAX COOKED UP BY RASCAL ARCHAEOLOGISTS. I DON'T KNOW. I DECIDED TO TAKE WILLIAMS ON A FIELD TRIP TO THE L.A. NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM WHERE THERE'S ALL SORTS OF DINOSAUR BONES ISSUE AND HERE'S MY DINOSAUR DAY WITH WILLIAM HAYES. ♪ ♪ >> SO, HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU REALIZED YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS? >> I NEVER REALLY BELIEVED. >> NEVER? EVEN AS A KID, LEARNING ABOUT DINOSAURS, YOU DEPARTMENT BELIEVE THEM? >> I DON'T HAVE A BIG IMAGINATION. >> LISTEN, I THINK SKEPTICISM IS A GOOD QUALITY TO HAVE. WE SHOULD CHALLENGE THE THINGS WE'RE EXPECTED TO BELIEVE. >> OKAY. >> NOT NECESSARILY TO THIS EXTENT, BUT LET'S TAKE A LOOK AROUND AND SEE WHAT YOU THINK. >> LOOK AT THAT. THIS DOESN'T MOVE YOU IN ANY WAY. >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE ARE? >> [ BLEEP ] CLAY. >> MAYBE IT IS CLAY, I DON'T KNOW. HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M DANIEL, AN EDUCATOR HERE FOR THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM. >> WE NEED YOU, DAVE. HAVE YOU MET PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS BEFORE? >> EVERY NOW AND THEN. >> DINOSAURS ARE REAL? >> FROM MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCES. >> YOUR PERSONAL EXPERIENCES, AS IN? >> AS IN ACTUALLY GOING OUT AND DIGGING FOR DINOSAURS. >> YOU NEVER DUG UP A DINOSAUR BEFORE. >> YES, I HAVE. >> WHERE? >> UTAH. >> HE HAS PICTURES, WILL YOU BELIEVE? >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> WHOEVER DUG THOSE DINOSAURS PROBABLY PUT THEM THERE. >> THEY PLANTED THE BONES UNDER THE GROUND? >> AND THEY KNEW WHERE TO GO GET THEM FROM. >> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. >> WELL, OF COURSE YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS TRICKED. >> THE BONES I DUG UP PERSONALLY FOUND USING A JACKHAMMER, AND I DON'T THINK ANYONE — >> A JACKHAMMER? I'VE SEEN JACKHAMMERS BEFORE. >> HERE WE HAVE OUR T-REX SKULL, AND IT IS ONE OF THE MOST BIGGEST FOUND. >> SO THOSE ARE REAL TEETH FROM THE T-REX? >> THE LOWER JAW IS PRETTY COMPLETE. TAKE A LOOK IN BETWEEN THE CRACKS, WE PUT IN THINGS LIKE CLAY AND GLUE TO HOLD IT TOGETHER. >> SO YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS A LOT — A LOT OF THIS IS CLAY? >> NOT A LOT. WELL, THE — >> A LOT. >> A LOT. >> YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL. >> WHEN A BONE GETS COVERED IN MUD, THAT MUD WOULD HARDEN AND WATER COMES IN THE CRACKS AND REPLACES THE BONE WITH MINERALS AND YOU'RE LEFT WITH A NATURAL REPLICA. >> THAT'S A REAL DINOSAUR BONE? >> A COPY. >> A COPY? >> YEAH. >> HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED IN THE SCAM, DANIEL? >> I UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S HARD FOR PEOPLE TO BELIEVE THAT THESE ANIMALS THAT EXIST AT ONE POINT — >> AIN'T NOBODY SEEN THEM. >> ALSO, THEY ARE RIDICULOUS IN SIZE. I HAVE — >> SO IS HE. >> YEAH. >> WHAT ABOUT POKEMON, ARE THOSE REAL? >> NOT SO MUCH. >> WHAT ABOUT MERMAIDS? >> WE HAVE NOT FOUND EVIDENCE OF MERMAIDS SO FAR. >> SO YOU BELIEVE IN MERMAIDS? >> ABSOLUTELY. >> WHY DO YOU BELIEVE IN MERMA MERMAIDS, BUT NOT DINOSAURS? >> BECAUSE IT'S A LARGE BODY OF WATER. YOU KNOW, NOT NOBODY DISCOVERED, FINDING SPECIES IN THE WATER EVERY DAY. WHO SAYS A MERMAID COULDN'T BE THERE. >> YOU BELIEVE IN THE POSSIBILITY. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH A MERMAID? >> IF SHE WAS BAD ENOUGH. >> WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH A DINOSAUR? >> NO. NO, I WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH A DINOSAUR. >> OKAY. GLAD WE ESTABLISHED THIS. LET'S KEEP GOING. >> RIGHT HERE WE HAVE AN OSTRICH AND A GOOSE. >> WERE BIRDS DINOSAURS? >> BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS. >> YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP. >> WHEN WE LOOKED AT FOSSILS — >> NO, NO, NOT WE. Y'ALL LOOK AT THE FOSSILS. >> YEAH. >> NOT HIM. >> NOT US. >> YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WENT THERE THAT ARE INVOLVED IN THE CONSPIRACY. [ BLEEP ]. >> IS GIRAFFE A DINOSAUR? >> HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE GIRAFFIC PARK? >> I HAVE NOT. STARTING RIGHT HERE, IF YOU'D LIKE. THIS IS A ATOKI. >> TO YOU TOO. >> REMIND YOU OF ANY ANIMAL? >> LOOKS LIKE A DOG OR APT EATER. >> YEAH. IT'S ACTUALLY THE ANCIENT ANCESTOR OF MODERN DAY WHALES, DOLPHI DOLPHINS. >> THAT'S A WHALE? >> COME ON, MAN. >> THAT'S NOT A WHALE. >> HELL NO THAT'S NOT WHALE. >> THAT WAS — YOU HAVE THAT WRONG. YOU GOT TO READ THROUGH THIS. THAT? NO, NO WAY. >> WHAT'S THAT RIGHT THERE? >> OH, NO. >> WOAH. >> THIS IS ARTY, THE EARLIEST SPECIES THAT WOULD HAVE WALKED UPRIGHT. >> THAT'S A MONKEY? >> IT'S NOT A MONKEY. >> IT'S A HUMONKEY. >> IT'S AN ANCIENT ANCESTOR OF HUMANS TODAY. >> HE'S SAYING WE COME FROM HUMONKEYS. >> THAT'S A HORSE. >> WE HAD HORSES IN THE LAST ICE AGE. >> THAT COULD BE A UNICORN. >> DO YOU BELIEVE IN UNICORNS? >> [ BLEEP ] I DO NOW. >> WE HAVE OUR CENTERPIECE WHICH IS THE ROAD SERIES OF THE T-REX. >> NOW THESE LOOK REAL TO ME. >> MOST ARE ORIGINAL. EXCEPT FOR THE BABY. THAT'S A COMPLETE REPLICA. >> SEE, THAT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM. >> GEEZ! >> TACKLE IT! >> SEE, NOW, THIS IS PART OF THE PROBLEM, THOUGH. WHEN YOU PUT FAKE DINOSAURS IN HERE, IT CONFUSES WILLIAM, AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE. THIS IS A REAL SKELETON. THAT'S A PUPPET. HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE REAL? CAN I FEEL YOUR BEARD? >> YOU CAN. >> IT DOES FEEL REAL, FEEL HIS BEARD. I HAVE TO SIT DOWN FOR A MINUTE. THIS IS A LOT TO TAKE IN. THIS DOES NOT CHANGE YOUR MIND AT ALL? >> ABSOLUTELY IT HAS. >> IT HAS CHANGED YOUR MIND? >> YEAH. >> OH? >> IT'S CHANGED MY MIND, LIKE, MERMAIDS ARE JUST NOT IN THE WATER, BUT THEY COULD BE ON LAND. >> OH. SO THIS IS, IF ANYTHING, THIS BROUGHT YOU CLOSER TO A BELIEF IN MERMAIDS? >> ABSOLUTELY. MY SEARCH FOR AREAL HAS INTENSIFIED MORE NOW. I APPRECIATE THAT. >> THANKS, DANIEL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANKS TO WILLIAM HAYES, AND

Measles or Mandatory Forced Penetration 💉 | UAP



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Amazing Experiments with Science Bob Pflugfelder



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Science Bob teaches Jimmy about light traveling through different substances, sets fire to the our studio floor and creates a gattling gun out of film canisters and a Tesla coil.

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Lectures in History: Jimmy Carter and the 1970s



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With gas prices reaching upwards of $4.00 per gallon, Boston University history professor Bruce Schulman teaches a course about another energy crisis nearly forty years ago. Then, during the 1970s, President Jimmy Carter struggled with a substantial petroleum shortage amidst rising demand. Students learn about events leading up to President Carter’s “malaise” speech and the mood of the country at the time.

Amy Winehouse – Help Yourself (Orjinal Plak Kayıt)



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When I walk in your shoes
I understand a man confused
There must have been but I don’t care
I feel the way your soul does there

Darling they empathize
Looking through your bloodshot eyes
And I know you you’re so frustrated
Above we all become what we once hated
Be slight nobody can be that wise

I can’t help you if you won’t help yourself
No I can’t help you if you don’t help yourself
You can only get so much from someone yeah
You can get so much from me
I can’t help you if you won’t help yourself

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So you think you’re cleverer than me
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But I’m not just some drama queen

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And carry you even though you’re bigger
‘Cause don’t you know you crush my tiny figure

And anyway we’re still so young
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And this isn’t yet the day

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No I can’t help you if you don’t help yourself
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You can only get so much from someone yeah
I can’t help you if you won’t help yourself

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I see you at sixteen years oh most of the time
And I’m, I’m just a child and you’re full grown
And no I’m nothing like I’ve ever known yeah
You are like nothing that I ever knew

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Kids Answer "What is the Best Country in the World?"



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We hear a lot about how great America is or how great America was. We grew up hearing America was number one – and Jimmy never questioned that, but he wondered what kids today think. So we sent a camera crew out onto the street to ask kids “What is the best country in the world?”

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Kids Answer “What is the Best Country in the World?”

Jon Bernthal Stays in Character to Play The Punisher



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Jon talks about staying in character while he was playing “The Punisher” in the newest season of Netflix’s “Daredevil.” Deleted Scene from “Batman v Superman” …

Jimmy Kimmel’s Full Interview with Kanye West



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Kanye talks about his passion for music and fashion, what he thinks of Donald Trump, Kim’s trip to Washington D.C. to meet with him, the two motivating forces in the world, overcoming fear, being too caught up in the past, how he feels about people being mad at him, his daughter, his fashion brand, the meaning behind some of the songs on his latest album, his porn preferences, recording his latest albums, mental health, being bipolar, and wanting everyone to be able to express themselves without fear of judgment.

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Now in its sixteenth season, Kimmel’s guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Full Interview with Kanye West

OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED MEN IN THE WORLD. HE IS A MULTI-AWARD-WINNING RECORDING ARTIST, FASHION DESIGNER AND SHOE SALESMAN. HIS NEW ALBUM IS CALLED "YE." PLEASE WELCOME KANYE WEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >> Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL — THANKS FOR BEING HERE AND THANK YOU FOR THE SHOES. NOBODY EVER BRINGS ME SHOES, YOU BROUGHT ME SHOES, THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU, VERY KIND. I'LL TELL YOU A STORY AND THIS IS HONESTLY TRUE. THE LAST TIME, A FEW YEARS AGO YOU SENT ME A PAIR OF YEEZYS. I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD MORE PEOPLE COME UP AND TALK TO ME THAN WHEN I WAS WALKING AROUND IN THEM TO THE POINT WHERE I WAS LIKE, THIS IS CRAZY, I'VE GOT TO GET THESE OFF, PEOPLE ARE CHASING ME. I'M WORRIED PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BEAT ME UP AND TAKE THESE. USUALLY PEOPLE WAIT — I'VE SEEN THEM SLEEPING ON THE STREET WAITING FOR THESE SHOES. IS THAT FOR YOU MORE REWARDING THAN HEARING PEOPLE SAY THEY LIKE YOUR MUSIC? >> BOTH. >> Jimmy: IT'S BOTH, YEAH. SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE THE THING YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED TO HEARING AND YOU START HEARING SOMETHING ELSE, AND IT'S MORE EXCITING TO HEAR SOMETHING ELSE. BUT NOT FOR YOU. >> YEAH, WHEN YOU GO OUT AND DO CREATIVE JOURNEYS, IT IS EXCITING FOR PEOPLE TO APPRECIATE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> ESPECIALLY IF PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE. LIKE WHEN I STARTED OFF IN CHICAGO AS AN ARTIST. AS A — I'M A VISUAL ARTIST, I WENT TO ART SCHOOL. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> AND I DECIDED TO START DOING MUSIC AND PEOPLE SAID IT WOULDN'T WORK OUT. THEN I STARTED PRODUCING AND SELLING BEATS AND I STARTED SELLING BEATS TO JAY-Z, ROCKA FELLA AND THAT WENT WELL. I SAID I WANTED TO RAP AND PEOPLE SAID THAT WOULDN'T WORK, PRODUCER RAPPER, IT MEANT YOU WOULDN'T RAP AS WELL AS THE REAL RAPPERS. THAT STARTED WORKING OUT. I SAID I WANTED TO DESIGN CLOSES AND THAT STARTED WORKING OUT. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE NEXT — WHAT IS NEXT FOR YOU? >> WELL — >> Jimmy: SPACE FORCE? [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I WOULD TOTALLY BE INVOLVED. >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD DESIGN THE UNIFORMS FOR THE SPACE FORCE. [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD DO IF PRESIDENT TRUMP ASKED YOU TO DO THAT? >> I'M INTO DESIGNING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY NOT. [ LAUGHTER ] YOUR WIFE WAS HERE LAST WEEK — >> SPACE FORCE! >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS. SOMEBODY PUT A LEASH ON HIM, WILL YOU? YOUR WIFE WAS HERE LAST WEEK. AND SHE'S VERY NICE. AND SHE DID SOMETHING I WOULD IMAGINE YOU'RE VERY PROUD OF. SHE WENT TO WASHINGTON, SHE SPOKE TO THE PRESIDENT, AND SHE ACTUALLY CONVINCED HIM TO GRANT CLEMENCY TO A WOMAN WHO GOT LIFE IN PRISON, LIKE REAL LIFE IN PRISON, FOR A FIRST-TIME DRUG OFFENSE. WAS THAT SOMETHING YOU DISCUSSED WITH HER BEFORE SHE DID IT? >> SHE'S SUPER PASSIONATE ABOUT IT. AND IT WAS AMAZING FOR TO SEE THAT DREAM COME TRUE. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU EVER CONCERNED ABOUT HER BEING ALONE IN THE OVAL OFFICE WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP? [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, HE IS A PLAYER. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: PEOPLE GOT REALLY MAD WHEN YOU WERE — WELL, SOME PEOPLE WERE VERY HAPPY WHEN YOU SAID YOU LIKED PRESIDENT TRUMP. DO YOU LIKE — DO YOU THINK HE IS A GOOD PRESIDENT? >> YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME — CAN I ANSWER THE FIRST QUESTION? >> Jimmy: ANSWER WHATEVER YOU WANT. >> WELL, YOU KNOW — IT'S FUNNY, YOU KNOW. IN THIS WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN, THERE'S TWO MAIN MOTIVATING FORCES. AND I TWEET ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. IT'S LOVE OR FEAR. AND YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN LOVE. YOU KNOW, MY COUSIN IS LOCKED UP FOR MURDER. AND I LOVE HIM. SO HE DID A BAD THING BUT I STILL LOVE HIM. AND JUST AS A MUSICIAN, AFRICAN-AMERICAN, GUY OUT IN HOLLYWOOD, ALL THESE DIFFERENT THINGS, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE AROUND ME TRIED TO PICK MY CANDIDATE FOR ME. AND THEN TOLD ME EVERY TIME I SAID I LIKED TRUMP THAT I COULDN'T SAY IT OUT LOUD OR MY CAREER WOULD BE OVER, I'D GET KICKED OUT OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY BECAUSE BLACKS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A MONOLITHIC THOUGHT, WE CAN ONLY BE DEMOCRATS AND ALL. SO — EVEN WHEN I SAID IT RIGHT BEFORE I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND I EXPRESSED MYSELF, AND WHEN I CAME OUT I HAD LOST MY CONFIDENCE. SO I DIDN'T HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO TAKE ON THE WORLD AND THE POSSIBLE BACKLASH. AND IT TOOK ME A YEAR AND A HALF TO HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO STAND UP AND PUT ON THE HAT. NO MATTER WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES WERE. AND WHAT IT REPRESENTED TO ME IS NOTHING ABOUT POLICIES BECAUSE I'M NOT A POLITICIAN LIKE THAT, BUT IT REPRESENTED OVERCOMING FEAR AND DOING WHAT YOU FELT, NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAID, IN SAYING, YOU CAN'T BULLY ME. LIBERALS CAN'T BULLY ME, NEWS CAN'T BULLY ME, THE HIP-HOP COMMUNITY, THEY CAN'T BULLY ME. AT THAT POINT, IF I'M AFRAID TO BE ME, I'M NO LONGER YE. THAT'S WHAT MAKES YE. I ACTUALLY QUITE ENJOY WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY ARE MAD AT ME ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS — >> Jimmy: YOU MUST ENJOY IT, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I ACTUALLY QUITE ENJOY IT. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOUR WIFE WAS MAD AT YOU, RIGHT? ACCORDING TO YOUR SONG, YOUR WIFE WAS UPSET ABOUT THAT. >> RIGHT OR WRONG, OR EVEN IF I CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT IT OR THOUGHT ABOUT IT MORE, WHICH I'M NOT SAYING I DID — JUST PLACE THE THOUGHT OUT THERE THAT EVERYONE'S BAD THINKING SOMETIMES. GALILEO, THEY WENT TO CHOP HIS HEAD OFF FOR SAYING THAT THE EARTH — WHAT DID HE SAY? THE SUN REVOLVED AROUND THE EARTH? VICE VERSA. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> SO WHEN YOU HAVE MODERN — >> Jimmy: BUT THE SUN — >> I'M NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE SPECIFICS, SIR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER REGRET ANYTHING YOU SAY? OR IS IT JUST — YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE, HEY, I PUT IT OUT THERE, IT'S OUT THERE, THERE'S NO POINT IN REGRETTING IT? >> I THINK PEOPLE FOCUS TOO MUCH ON THE PAST AND FOCUS TOO MUCH ON REGRET. EVEN LIKE WHEN YOU DEAL WITH SCHOOLS. LIKE YOU TAKE LIKE THE SLAVE IDEA. MY POINT IS, I'VE HEARD OF HISTORY CLASS. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A CLASS THAT BREAKS DOWN HOW YOU, YOU KNOW, BALANCE A CHECKBOOK OR HOW YOU CONTROL YOUR FINANCES, WHICH MY FATHER NEVER TAUGHT ME THAT. AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A FUTURE CLASS. SO THEY KEEP US SO FOCUSED ON HISTORY THAT WE START TO BELIEVE THAT IT ACTUALLY REPEATS ITSELF. AND WE BECOME OVERLY TRADITIONAL. AND WE CAN'T ADVANCE AS A RACE OF BEINGS. WE GET TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE PAST AND WHAT EVERYONE'S SAYING AND WHAT EVERYONE'S TWEETING. AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO BE FEARLESS ENOUGH TO BREAK THE [ BLEEP ] SIMULATION. WHEN I SAY SIMULATION, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN BY S♪IMULATION. SORRY, I KNOW YOU GUYS WANTED TO CLAP BUT EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO SAY IS GOING TO BE AMAZING. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HERE'S THE IDEA WHY YOU'RE IN A SIMULATION. LET'S START WITH ACTING, FIRST OF ALL. A 2-YEAR-OLD SCREAMS AT A RESTAURANT, THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT SCREAMS, TEACH THAT KID HOW TO ACT. WE'RE ALL UNPAID ACTORS IN SOME GIANT SCRIPT THAT WE DIDN'T WRITE. SIMULATION. A 2-YEAR-OLD JUMPS ON A COFFEE TABLE AND SOMEONE SAYS, THAT'S A COFFEE TABLE, DON'T JUMP ON THAT. SO IT WENT FROM BEING SOMETHING THAT MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN, HE'S GOT HIS CAPE ON, TO SOMETHING WHERE HE HAS TO THINK ABOUT IN THE PERSON'S LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER, HE'S 2 YEARS OLD, DOESN'T GIVE A [ BLEEP ] ABOUT A COFFEE OR A TABLE. HE'S STARTING TO LIKE CALCULATE ALL THESE THINGS. BY THE TIME YOU'RE 40 YEARS OLD YOU'VE GOT A WALL FULL OF COFFEE TABLES CALCULATING YOU INTO CLA TRAFFIC, CALCULATING YOU INTO YOUR CAREER CHOICE, CALCULATING YOU INTO THIS TOWNHOUSE THAT'S NOT QUITE AS BIG AS THE TOWNHOUSE NEXT AND IT JUST NEVER WORKS. THAT'S THE SIMULATION THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SIMULATION. >> Jimmy: I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. BUT I MIGHT NOT. BUT ALSO MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T WANT THE KID TO GET HURT JUMPING ON THE COFFEE TABLE, YOU KNOW? >> WE ARE TOO PROTECTIVE. WE ALWAYS DON'T WANT SOMEONE TO GET HURT. CAN YOU IMAGINE ME TALKING TO MY PUBLICIST BEFORE I SAY I'M GOING ON TV AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A HELMET. >> I'M GOING ON TV BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME. I LOVE JIMMY. WE CAN HAVE A DIALOGUE ABOUT THE PRESIDENT AND NOT A DIATRIBE, YOU KNOW. IT'S LIKE WE CAN — I GOT THAT FROM SARAH JESSICA PARKER. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YES. [ LAUGHTER ] SHOUT-OUT. SHOUT-OUT. BUT ONE OF THE THINGS I THINK GETS MISSED ON TMZ IS THE MAIN THING I WAS STRESSING IS THE IDEA OF TRYING LOVE. YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALWAYS, YOU KNOW — PUSHING OUT SO MUCH HATE AND LOVE CAN CURE SO MUCH. JUST TO THINK, AM I MOVING IN LOVE? IS THIS OUT OF LOVE? NOT OUT OF PRIDE. PRIDE IS A WORD PEOPLE SAY IN A POSITIVE CONNOTATION, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY ONE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS. IT TAKES TOO MUCH OWNERSHIP. YOU CAN REPLACE PRIDE WITH LOVE. AND WHEN I SEE PEOPLE JUST EVEN LIKE GO AT THE PRESIDENT, IT'S LIKE, WHY NOT TRY LOVE? FOR ONE PERSON TO STAND UP AGAINST ALL ODDS AND JUST HUG SOMEBODY THE WAY THAT ALICE JOHNSON HUGGED HER FAMILY WHEN SHE GOT OUT OF JAIL. THAT ONE BY ONE BY ONE WE CAN DEFUSE THIS NUCLEAR BOMB OF HATE THAT WE'RE IN AS A SOCIETY BY THINKING OF EVERYONE AS OUR FAMILY. AND HOW WOULD WE TREAT OUR KIDS? HOW WOULD WE TREAT — >> Jimmy: IPY THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT BUT IN LITERAL TERMS THERE ARE FAMILIES BEING TORN APART AT THE BORDER OF THIS COUNTRY. THERE ARE LITERALLY FAMILIES BEING TORN APART AS A RESULT OF WHAT THIS PRESIDENT IS DOING. AND I THINK THAT WE CANNOT FORGET THAT, WHETHER WE LIKE HIS PERSONALITY OR NOT, HIS ACTIONS ARE REALLY WHAT MATTER. I MEAN, YOU SO FAMOUSLY AND SO POWERFULLY SAID, GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE. IT MAKES ME WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT DONALD TRUMP DOES, OR ANY PEOPLE AT ALL? WHY DON'T WE TAKE A BREAK, WE'LL COME BACK, AND KANYE WEST IS HERE! HIS ALBUM IS CALLED "YE." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. KANYE WEST. WE JUST GOT THIS MAGAZINE. "BAZAAR" MAGAZINE. THERE YOU ARE WITH THE KIDS. THEY'RE VERY, VERY CUTE. CLIMBING ON YOUR HEAD. DO YOU DRESS THEM? DO YOU DRESS THEM? DO YOU PICK THEIR OUTFITS? >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: YOU DO? IS THAT FUN FOR YOU? >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU DESIGN OUTFITS FOR THEM? >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: YOU DO. [ LAUGHTER ] DO THEY LOVE THAT? >> YES. >> Jimmy: DO THEY UNDERSTAND THAT PROCESS, THAT YOU DRAW SOMETHING AND IT BECOMES THEIR CLOTHES? >> MY DAUGHTER WENT TO A FASHION CAMP FOR FIVE DAYS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. AND I VISITED HER, AND WE PUT — TOGETHER WE PUT THE THREAD THROUGH THE SEWING MACHINE. AND IT REALLY BROUGHT ME TO TEARS TO THINK ABOUT THE 15 YEARS THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON APPAREL AND FOR MY FRIEND VIRGIL TO BE THE HEAD OF LOUIS VUITTON, FOR ME TO HAVE THIS, YOU KNOW, $1.8 BILLION COMPANY OUT OF, YOU KNOW, A THREAD GOING THROUGH. AND SHE — MY DAUGHTER ASKED ME, DADDY, DO YOU HAVE A SEWING MACHINE LIKE THIS AT YOUR OFFICE? AND I BROUGHT HER TO MY OFFICE. AND SHE DID A BUNCH OF SKETCHES. AND MY HEAD PATTERN CUTTER MADE HER DRESSES RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: REALLY. >> FOR HER. SO SHE LOVES COMING TO THE OFFICE AND DOING SKETCHES. >> Jimmy: BOY, THAT'S SO MUCH MORE FUN THAN MY DAD'S OFFICE. [ LAUGHTER ] ONE OF THE SONGS ON YOUR ALBUM IS ABOUT — YOU'RE IN THE SONG, CORRECT ME IF I HAVE ANY OF THIS WRONG. YOU'RE IMAGINING YOUR DAUGHTER AS AN ADULT DATING AND MEN LOOKING AT HER. >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE VERY, VERY WORKED UP ABOUT THIS. >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: PREMATURELY SOME MIGHT SAY. DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? YOU THINK THAT FAR AHEAD? >> OH, I THINK LIFETIMES AND LIFETIMES AHEAD. >> Jimmy: AND THAT — AND YOU ACTUALLY ARE IMAGINING LIKE GUYS OBJECTIFYING — DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS WOMEN HAS CHANGED SINCE HAVING DAUGHTERS? >> NAH, I STILL LOOK AT PORN HUB. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF STUFF DO YOU LOOK AT, WHAT CATEGORIES? [ LAUGHTER ] >> BLACK IS MY FAVORITE CATEGORY. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO INTO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, YOU CAN IF YOU WANT. >> HEY, I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING KANYE WEST IF YOU CAN'T? >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S HAVE IT. >> A LOT OF BLACK ON WHITE, OBVIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S MIRRORING YOUR OWN SELF, YOUR OWN SITUATION. >> MY OWN REALITY. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. IT'S LIKE BUBBLY MASTURBATING IN A WAY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. >> HOW DO YOU DO THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] I NEED THAT DOUBLE — >> Jimmy: I'LL SHOW YOU AFTER THE SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE SOME REALLY HEAVY SONGS. ONE OF THEM IS CALLED "I THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING YOU." IS THAT SONG ABOUT SOMEBODY IN PARTICULAR? AND IS IT ME? [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW, SOMEONE E-MAILED ME AFTER THAT SONG CAME OUT AND SAID THAT THEY HAD — THEIR MOM HAD PASSED AWAY AND THAT THEY HAD TAKEN 60 PILLS. AND THAT THEY TRIED TO KILL THEMSELVES. AND THEY WROTE AT THE END OF IT, "PREMEDITATED MURDER." SO IT'S — >> Jimmy: AND THAT IS A REFRAIN, YOU SAY PREMEDITATED MURDER. THAT CAME FROM SOMEBODY WRITING YOU? >> NO. AFTER THE SONG CAME OUT. >> Jimmy: AFTER. >> BUT SAYING THAT THIS PERSON TAKING THESE PILLS AND TRYING TO KILL THEMSELVES WAS A FORM OF PREMEDITATED MURDER. >> Jimmy: SURE. >> AND WHAT I SAID IS LIKE, PEOPLE ARE SO AFRAID TO FACE WHAT WE'RE ACTUALLY DEALING WITH, WHETHER IT'S OPIOID ADDICTION, WHETHER IT'S SUICIDE, WHETHER IT'S ALL THESE THINGS. WE JUST WANT TO LIKE — WE WANT TO PUT A PATINA ON IT AND NOT FACE IT. AND I THINK THE BREAK THROUGH FOR THAT ALBUM FOR ME — I DON'T DO OLD VERSIONS OF MUSIC, I'M LOOKING TO DO SOMETHING NEW. THE BREAKTHROUGH WAS TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A SONG CALLED "I THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING YOU" IN THIS LIKE SUPER-PC, HOLLYWOOD, YOU CAN'T SAY NOTHING WRONG DAY AND AGE. IT'S LIKE, KANYE WEST'S FIRST SONG 80 THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING YOU" AND TAKE YOU THROUGH THE THOUGHTS. THE OTHER DAY I TWEETED HOW TO NOT KILL YOURSELF PART 1. WHEN YOU'RE AN ARTIST AND YOU'RE CREATIVE AND YOU WANT TO GIVE SO MUCH TO THE WORLD AGAINST ALL ODDS THERE'S TIMES WHEN YOU CAN GO INTO THAT PLACE. >> Jimmy: CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT THE HOW TO WAS, DON'T BE AROUND PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF, RIGHT? >> YES. >> Jimmy: YEAH. GOOD ADVICE. >> THAT WAS THE FIRST ONE. I WAS INSPIRED AFTER SEEING THIS ALEXANDER McQUEEN FILM. THIS WAS A BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING ARTIST THAT KILLED HIMSELF. HE'D ALWAYS TALK ABOUT IT. HE DESIGNED HIS OWN BASKET. I THOUGHT ABOUT A TOMBSTONE THAT SAID "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?" >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY BUT NOT FUNNY, REALLY, THOUGH. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE, YOU KNOW — WHEN YOU HAVE THOUGHTS LIKE THAT, YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL AND TALK TO PEOPLE. >> YEAH. BUT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL — WELL, NOT BE CAREFUL. JUST BE EXPRESSIVE AND UNDERSTAND THAT ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE SENSITIVE PEOPLE. LIKE YOU GET THESE CELEBRITIES AND THEY GET A BAD PHOTO AND EVERYONE JUST TEARS THEM ALL THE WAY TO SHREDS AND YOU FORGET THIS IS A DAUGHTER, A SON, A MOM, A DAD. AND YOU KNOW, I THINK I FIGHT FOR — I FIGHT FOR ALL OF US. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A LOT OF EMPATHY, I GUESS, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING. >> I DO. I DO HAVE A LOT OF EMPATHY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALL RIGHT. >>> WE'RE BACK WITH KANYE WEST. THIS IS HIS ALBUM CALLED "YE." A BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPH. YOU RECORDED THIS IN JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING. YOU PUT OUT FIVE OTHER ALBUMS WITH OTHER ARTISTS THAT YOU PRODUCED BASICALLY WITHIN LIKE, WHAT, A MONTH-LONG PERIOD OF TIME. THAT'S A TON OF WORK. ARE YOU LIKE — ARE YOU A WORKAHOLIC? ARE YOU ALWAYS WORKING? >> NO, I ACTUALLY SLEPT A LOT DURING THE PROJECT. >> Jimmy: WHILE THEY WERE RECORDING? >> YEAH. I HAVE A TEAM, WE WORKED TOGETHER. I SPENT A YEAR AND A HALF AFTER I GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL. AND I WOULD GO TO AMOEBA RECORD STORE AND START CHOPPING UP SAMPLES. IT'S VERY THERAPEUTIC BECAUSE I WASN'T FULL YE — I DON'T KNOW IF I'M FULL YE NOW, BETTER OR WORSE OR WHATEVER. BUT IT WAS THERAPEUTIC JUST TO LISTEN TO THOSE SONGS AND SAMPLE AND GO BACK TO BEING 14 YEARS OLD AT MY MOM'S HOUSE. AND BY THE TIME IT'S TIME TO DO — TO PUT THE ALBUMS OUT, WE HAVE A WHOLE TEAM AT YEEZY SOUND THAT WILL HELP COME AND DO THE DRUMS, HELP WITH LYRICS, HELP WITH CHORUSES. I HAD TO GIVE LIKE SIX, SEVEN PEOPLE IDEAS THAT I WANT ON THE SONG. AND I'D JUST GO TO SLEEP AND JUST WAIT FOR THEM — >> Jimmy: THEM WORKING WHILE YOU SLEEP, THAT'S A HARD WORKER RIGHT THERE. >> I FEEL LIKE YOU AVOIDED THIS ALBUM TITLE. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I DON'T — "I HATE BEING BIPOLAR, IT'S AWESOME." I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT YOU, TELL ME IF THIS IS CORRECT. I FEEL YOU FEEL BY BEING BIPOLAR IS PART WHAT WAS MAKES YOU BRILLIANT, PART OF WHAT MAKES YOU YOU, AND YOU EMBRACE IT. >> YEAH, I THINK THAT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE PEOPLE ARE LIKE, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT? THE FUNNY THING IS, THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WAS LIKE ON THE INTERNET BEFORE. IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY. BUT IT'S NOT AN OPPOSITE. IT'S NOT I HATE BEING BIPOLAR. IT'S AWESOME. IT ACTUALLY DRIVES MORE OF HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. IT DOESN'T DO THE OPPOSITE THING. I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT FOR US TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT, YOU KNOW — OPEN CONVERSATIONS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH. ESPECIALLY WITH ME BEING BLACK. BECAUSE WE NEVER HAD THERAPISTS IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY. WE NEVER APPROACHED LIKE TAKE A MEDICATION. I THINK IT'S GOOD WHEN I HAD MY FIRST COMPLETE BLACKOUT AT AGE 5, MY MOM DIDN'T FULLY MEDICATE ME. BECAUSE I MIGHT HAVE NEVER BEEN YE. AND THERE'S TIMES WHERE AT LEAST I'M HAPPY THAT I KNOW. LIKE EVEN LIKE FOR THIS INTERVIEW, I KNEW I WANTED TO STAY IN A EQUAL STATE. BECAUSE BY THE TIME I GOT TO TMZ I WAS RAMPED UP. WHAT WAS AWESOME IS THE WORLD GOT TO REALLY EXPERIENCE SOMEONE IN A RAMPED-UP STATE. AND THAT'S WHEN YOU GET THESE COMMENTS THAT JUST SHOOT OUT, ALMOST LIKE TOURETTE'S. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU HAVE HIGHS AND LOWS. WHEN YOU HAVE A HIGH, YOU'RE ON A ROLL. WHEN YOU HAVE A LOW, YOU'RE NOT? >> WELL, THERE'S SOME CASES OF BIPOLAR WHERE PEOPLE GO LOW. I'M ONE THAT GOES HIGH. >> Jimmy: I SEE. >> LIKE MICHELLE OBAMA SAID, GO HIGH. [ LAUGHTER ] ? YOU DON'T HAVE EXTREME PERIODS OF DEPRESSION? >> OH, NO. BECAUSE I JUST SAY IT. I SAY IT ON REAL TV. OH, I THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING MYSELF. THEN THE THOUGHT IS GONE. >> Jimmy: SO ALL PEOPLE NEED TO DO IS GET ON TV, THAT'S REALLY THE SOLUTION. >> THEY NEED TO BE ABLE TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES WITHOUT FEAR OF JUDGMENT. WHAT I LOVE TELLING PEOPLE IS LIKE, WHO DO YOU KNOW — YEAH, ESPECIALLY BLACK MEN. YOU KNOW, I'M 41 YEARS OLD. AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE, YOU KNOW, THAT [ BLEEP ]ED UP AS MUCH AS I HAVE THAT'S STILL AS SUCCESSFUL. I WANT TO PROVE THAT YOU COULD GET FAT, YOU COULD SAY THE WRONG THINGS, YOU CAN PISS A WHOLE [ BLEEP ] CITY OFF — >> Jimmy: AND BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. >> WELL — YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THERE'S ONE PERSON. KANYE WEST, EVERYBODY. THIS IS HIS ALBUM. IT'S CALLED "YE."

Can You Name a Country?



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Donald Trump is overseas visiting Belgium, England, Scotland and then his pal Putin in Russia. It is imperative that America has strong relationships with and knowledge about other nations, and that responsibility extends to all of us. So we came up with a test and went out on the street to ask people passing by, to name any country on a map. It didn’t go well.

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Can You Name a Country?

ALL RIGHT, NOW TIME FOR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS WILL BE EDUCATIONAL. BUT, THE PRESIDENT IS OVERSEAS. VISITING BELGIUM, ENGLAND, SCOTLAND, AND THEN HIS PAL PUTIN IN FINLAND. A BIG TRIP WITH MANY IMPORTANT RAMIFICATIONS. IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT AMERICA HAS STRONG RELATIONSHIPS WITH. AND KNOWLEDGE ABOUT PEOPLE IN OTHER LANDS. AND THAT RESPONSIBILITY EXTEND TO ALL OF US. NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT. SO WE CAM UP WITH A TEST. THE TEST IS VERY SIMPLE. WHEN ON THE STREET, WE ASKED PEOPLE PASSING BY, TO NAME A COUNTRY ON A MAP. THAT'S IT. A MAP. WE SAID NAME A COUNTRY. ANY COUNTRY. AND HERE'S HOW THAT WENT. ♪ >> CAN YOU NAME ANY COUNTRY ON THIS MAP? >> HONESTLY MY GEOGRAPHY IS SO HORRIBLE. I CAN'T NAME ANYTHING. LIKE NOTHING. >> FRY TO NAME SOMETHING. >> IS THIS SOUTH AFRICA? >> NO. >> COUNTRY OF ASIA. >> THAT'S A CONTINENT. THAT'S RUSSIA. >> DAMN. I'M SILLY. >> THAT'S OKAY. >> IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE BEEN IN SCHOOL. >> IT'S OKAY. ANY COUNTRY ON THE MAP. >> AFRICA. >> CONTINENT. >> COUNTRY. >> A COUNTRY IN AFRICA? >> I KNOW SOUTH AFRICA IS OVER HERE SOMEWHERE. >> NO, IT'S DOWN. >> OF SOUTH. >> OOPS. >> CAN YOU NAME ANY COUNTRY ON THIS MAP? >> YEAH. >> AFRICA. >> THAT'S A CONTINENT. >> OH, GOD. >> CAN YOU NAME ANY COUNTRIES IN AFRICA. >> GOD, WHO KNOWS STUFF LIKE THAT. >> CAN YOU NAME ANY COUNTRY ON THIS MAP? >> YES. >> AFRICA. >> THAT IS A CONTINENT. >> OH, COUNTRY. >> ICELAND OR SOMETHING. >> THAT'S ALASKA. >> UM. >> ANY COUNTRY. >> I DON'T KNOW. >> ON THE ENTIRE MAP. >> OH. >> THIS IS SO HORRIBLE. >> WHERE IS AMERICA. >> I WOULD SAY THE BIG ONE. I AM PROBABLY WRONG. >> CAN YOU NAME ANY COUNTRY TON THIS MAP? >> OH, MY GOSH. >> SHOULDN'T I BE TAUGHT THIS IN SCHOOL. >> I WOULD HOPE SO. >> SOUTH AMERICA. >> A CONTINENT. >> OH, MY GOD. >> COUNTRY IN SOUTH AMERICA. >> YEAH. HONDURAS IS — HERE. HERE. HERE. HERE. SOME WHERE HERE. >> NO. >> CAN YOU NACHL ME ANY COUNTRY EUROPE? >> IS THIS ONE EUROPE? >> NO. >> NO. >> CAN YOU NAME A SINGLE COUNTRY IN AFRICA? >> THIS IS AFRICA? >> NO, AGAIN, SOUTH AMERICA. >> NO IDEA. >> CAN YOU NAME A COUNTRY IN SOUTH AMERICA. >> THIS IS SOUTH AMERICA. >> YES, CAN YOU NAME A COUNTRY IN IT? >> NO, I CAN'T. >> DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL? >> YES. >> DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE? >> YEAH, THAT'S THE SAD PART. >> ARGENTINA, CHILE, BOLIVIA, BRAZIL, PERU, COLOMBIA, VENEZUELA, MEXICO, THE UNITED STATES, CANADA. GREENLAND, ICELAND, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, PAPAU NEW GUINEA. >> Jimmy: OH, THANK GOD. WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE BEFORE

Jordan Peterson's Daughter Weirdly Tweets Bikini Pic To Her Dad



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Jordan Peterson’s Daughter Weirdly Tweets Bikini Pic To Her Dad

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all right so this is truly truly weird as hell and this is very awkward thing to talk about here but this is something super weird so Jordan Peterson his daughter seen have her the weird relationship here but Jordan Peterson's daughters is you know well known for her all meat diet that she promotes that she does and obviously people only know her because of her dad so she's basically just a beneficiary of nepotism of course but she posted a tweet saying cholesterol blood work after one year carnivore plus podcast with Rob wolf which I guess just has it her blood work or whatever the fuck and it's because she has been heavy under fire and the people who also agree with the all meat diet have been under fire for a while people saying oh it's not healthy you know you could get scurvy and other shit like that so they have been essentially at war and then her dad responds saying Mik you might want to explain this a bit I'll post mine soon too because it's almost been a year for me according to the Atlantic Monthly six months ago I was supposed to be dead by now you too I presume so again that tweet is also hopping on the oh look at these dumb expectations slash analysis of the all meat diet look at our ridiculous these things were and then it gets weird okay because up until then you know it's the same old weirdness that we get from Jordan Pearson this is where it goes like totally weird she pulls she's responding to her father to her geezer dad with a picture of her in a fucking bikini saying I don't know dad it's been 14 months and I think I'm starting to see the scurvy and vitamin deficiencies creep in what the fuck is going on here bro what the fuck kind of fucking daddy issues type shit is it this is not normal bro fucking daughters don't send their dad pictures of them in fucking bikinis bro what the fuck is happening and what's ultra weird about this whole situation is as you guys know you know Peterson's a psychologist so you would think that he would see the kind of irony of this and I mean I don't think it really gets into Freudian territory but you know it just seems weird what the fuck is happening bro this is not normal shit and everyone just started everyone just replied to this like what the fuck is happening right now you just responded to your dad with the pic of you in a fucking bikini like what the fuck are you doing what the fuck is happening right now this shit is insane these people are weird as fuck I mean they are Canadian and we know Jordan Peterson's a fucking goofball and just a kind of weird guy in general but I don't even know what the fuck to say about this man this is just I couldn't believe this when I was like what the fuck is 2019 and what kind of world what the fuck world are we living in bro what the fuck is happening